Come Hither

It’s that time of the year again, the only time you walk into the grocery store and all they play are Christmas jingles; The colors green and red are everywhere. You know, the day that celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ, and to some the celebration of Saint Nicolas aka Santa. Well, this is the second Christmas I’ve spent in Penang (last year) and I’ve got to say: Christmas here blows. I mean, sure you have the sales everywhere, and the jingles playing and all these dinners you have to attend, but generally what this place lacks is some Merry ole time spirit, which I yearn to feel, but to some ridiculous trick by the nations culture, am not able to. I miss the feeling of the chills and then walking into a warm mall, or Chapters, with something hot to drink, and everyone is so darn retardedly happy and nice. The bookstore was my favorite place to be. It was the atmosphere and the smell of Starbucks stirred with new books that got to me – and the smiles, can’t forget the smiles. Or maybe it was because all I ever wanted for Christmas were mainly books – bookstores are my weakness, not malls.

Over here, it’s like people use Christmas as an excuse to drink and party, just like Halloween. Well, not everyone, but most! Christmas is about togetherness; when people practice sharing and caring – showing the love. I don’t know, over here it sort of feels like a gimmick, not of the real thing. However, there is a counterpoint to all this dismay, because Chinese New Year here is like no other (not that I’ve ever experienced it anywhere else though). In Canada Chinese New Year is like nothing to me, it’s just like any other week. So I guess there’s a balance to all this, instead of presents, I get dough. Actually, on closer inspection, on Christmas it’s all about giving and you have to give presents too, but on CNY you just put your hand out and receive money. I still like Christmas better though; it’s my favorite holiday.

Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la – la la la la (Hahaha I bet Penangites are good at that song)

So I tried to write again after a long absence of actually write writing. This is what I came up with:

Ever reached a crossroad, a junction with four possible routes? You take a breathe, and it’s like the first breathe of fresh air you’ve had since being congested; at last out of that room filled with stagnant cigarette smoke. It’s refreshing like spearmint. The coolness collapsing into your lungs, like an avalanche coursing through your capillaries – a rush.  Standing in the the middle of the junction, with glances at each route, you close your eyes and embrace every microscopical atom that composes everything around you. You take it all in, and then you make a choice. You make a choice, and after exhaling, you take a step towards the route you want to take.

And then I wrote about how I felt after writing what I wrote above…

It’s exasperating, this affliction in my head that causes so much agony: the feeling of inadequacy. It is as if this world was silent, and no matter what I uttered, it would only emit as silent screaming, and not a soul could understand me, or let alone hear me. I can’t even hear myself. But not caring about the others, there is nothing more that I want than to be able to whisper the words to myself at least, and have them caress my inner need to create nonsensical words which are only sensible to me. Every word that does come out is inferior to my intended meaning – it’s just not coming out the way it’s supposed to. This indicated shortcoming only makes it worse. I start to disbelieve, which in turn negatively affects my confidence, and thus leading to the mental incapability to compose anything good. This self perpetuating cycle conceived out of my own head is what prohibits me, like an unlawful cop that puts a halt to all my thoughts, making them move slowly across my synapses. Stupid pigs. I have to actually try now, to think of the words until it strains my noggin, whereas before I wouldn’t have to, the words would come to me like a stampede of buffaloes – unstoppable, unmerciful, and breathtakingly confusing – lacking any sense of purpose. It was amazing, an open bar party up in my head. But now, every sentence eludes me. I’m chasing them down, hunting them, but failing. Even if I imagine them miraculously appearing, when the time comes actualize them in reality, and put them on paper, they run away again – damn sentences and stupid words… or perhaps it’s my rifle?

Maybe it’s because I don’t read as much anymore.

These are what I find to be the most majestic feelings.. let’s start with numero uno, which I think most people can agree with me on.

1. Orgasm

2. Being in awe of something very profound (love, amazing scenery, insight)

3. Giving

4. Taking a gianormous dump, after much agonizing pushes

5. The “runner’s high”or after any sort of vigorous exercise

6. Digging the ears.. whoaaaa orgasmic

7. Laughing until it hurts

8. Finding out there’s somebody you can really connect with

9. After finishing a good book

10. After finishing a really good movie

11. Scratching an itchy place really hard

12. Finding free money or money that’s yours but you never knew you had

13. Accomplishing a goal/ feeling proud of yourself

Yeah, I think that’s all I can come up with now, the list is kind of jumbled up though, and I’m too lazy to re-number. It’s funny and slightly disturbing how I thought of this idea as a topic. Last night, before hopping into bed, I took a huge crap.. yeah. I was constipated so badly that I hadn’t gone in three days! I could feel it crowning, but it wouldn’t come out. I pushed until my veins were popping out… and ffter it was all done with, I breathed a sigh of relief and I thought to myself, my goodness that felt almost better than sex.