These are what I find to be the most majestic feelings.. let’s start with numero uno, which I think most people can agree with me on.

1. Orgasm

2. Being in awe of something very profound (love, amazing scenery, insight)

3. Giving

4. Taking a gianormous dump, after much agonizing pushes

5. The “runner’s high”or after any sort of vigorous exercise

6. Digging the ears.. whoaaaa orgasmic

7. Laughing until it hurts

8. Finding out there’s somebody you can really connect with

9. After finishing a good book

10. After finishing a really good movie

11. Scratching an itchy place really hard

12. Finding free money or money that’s yours but you never knew you had

13. Accomplishing a goal/ feeling proud of yourself

Yeah, I think that’s all I can come up with now, the list is kind of jumbled up though, and I’m too lazy to re-number. It’s funny and slightly disturbing how I thought of this idea as a topic. Last night, before hopping into bed, I took a huge crap.. yeah. I was constipated so badly that I hadn’t gone in three days! I could feel it crowning, but it wouldn’t come out. I pushed until my veins were popping out… and ffter it was all done with, I breathed a sigh of relief and I thought to myself, my goodness that felt almost better than sex.